Episode
5 -- Top Ten Bad Corporate Slogans
#10 - Did somebody say
'cholesterol'?
#9 - We
suck! We blow! We clean those hard-to-reach nooks and
crevices! We clean every room of your house! Dick and
Willie supervac cleaners: We Suck!
#8 -
...now cockroach free! Still have the earwigs, though...
#7 - If
it has been on the floor, it is half price! All food now
half price!
#6 - Silly
Putty is in our kid's meals.
#5 - It
keeps on going and going and going...until it stops a
minute later.
#4 -
Only 3 more years then out CEO is off probation!
#3 - Come
in a minivan with you family, leave on a stretcher with
the paramedics!
#2 -
2,000 humans served daily!
and the #1 bad slogan is...
Life
insurance not included with meal.
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